How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!