How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.