How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him