How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.