Nun.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
Two.
The first one usually gets screwed up.
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Because he was sheet faced.