How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."