Nun.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
to get to the other side..
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."
Because he was sheet faced.