How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR