How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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What do you call an Irishman with Leprosy?

A Leper-Chaun

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.