How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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How could you know that?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

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Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.