How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.