How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

What do you call an Irishman with Leprosy?

A Leper-Chaun