Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.