Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.