Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"