Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog