Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.