Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)