What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot?

Her glitterus

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.