Sparkle Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot?

Her glitterus

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.