Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
So how do you drive this thing
Jokes on
Because he fainted.
I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.
It scares the hell out of the dog
