What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.