Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
They were both two shellfish
Toastyyy!
I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
A nail gun.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Get hammered.