What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft