What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

Motor Vehicle Jokes More Motor Vehicle Jokes

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.