What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Motor Vehicle Jokes More Motor Vehicle Jokes

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.