What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients