What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients