What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.