What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.