What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

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Who drowns?

The boat.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.