Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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If it's pasturize
A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
In the mainstream
He drowned them in the morning.
Cuatro sinko
Take your combat boot off his head.
They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
He was too far out man.
Shoot before he hits the water.
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By swimming in the main stream.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
A good start
Rich... Also an ambulance.
the mainstream.
He went home and drowned in his tea pee.
He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.
He was in de-Nile.
Because he was in de-nile.
Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
Because he was in deNile
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )
The short ones drowned in the floods
Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
Infantacide
The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH
Because their horses would drown.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
You don't
Drowns.
He didn't want to be mainstream.
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
The players all drowned in spring training.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
Knock on the door
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
Because, it isn't mainstream.
Cinco.
A drowning epileptic.
Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.
OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*
A flirtation device.
When it's past your eyes.
lol
LOG LOG LOG LOG
Too many horses were drowning.
A one-hour facial.
The boat.
A: Knock on the door.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
Deepends*
logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog
All the horses drowned
She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
they only had 2 trucks
A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!
Cuatro sinko. )
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different
Yaaathh
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Because they philos all the time!
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Water.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
About 74,000 Insta-grams.
Do they not know what a nap is
Crucified.
I dunno. Ask the kids.
Bison
