What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.