What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

Cuban Jokes More Cuban Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...