What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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What do you call a Cuban Atheist?

Infidel Castro.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.