What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"