Eminem.
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He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
wraps
Because he's a Wrap God
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Aftermath
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
It doesn't Mather.
He is made of Mathers
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"
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Eminems.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Marshall arts.
Shady's back*
He was an Afghani-Stan.
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.
Because the label said General Foods.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
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NaClmore
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
They insist that the fit could be better.
Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)
XS (excess).
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.