Eminem.
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He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
wraps
Because he's a Wrap God
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Aftermath
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
It doesn't Mather.
He is made of Mathers
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"
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Eminems.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Marshall arts.
Shady's back*
He was an Afghani-Stan.
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
And he goes: " rrrrRough "
Because it dampens their souls!!!!
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Student: "A heart attack."
They can't croco-dial the phones.
Because he was a ate professional!
Taco bell for lunch
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
His finger was up his nose.
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
He refused to integrate.
Because he had no compaDREs.
Something Italians learn in preschool.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
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