Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini