Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder