Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.