Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating