Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"
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He had trouble integrating
He refused to integrate.
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
They refuse to integrate.
Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.
You integrate it
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
A really strong gust of wind.
A beggar has retained his integrity.
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Because he tries to keep things Loki...
Molestation.
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
A Sith.
That thing hurts!
A: Its peelings were hurt.
U mad scientist?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Elvis Parsley
