Integrate Jokes

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Beggar Jokes More Beggar Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.