What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant