Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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A pilot you racist

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A tiger moth !

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Because they kept droning on and on !

Who got there first?

The drone.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.