Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Whos there" Allah Allah who?

Allahwho akbar

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!