What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.