What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.