Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Ayyee essay, where are you going
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
The drone.
Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.