What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone