Drone Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Who got there first?

The drone.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.