What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'