What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.