What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.