How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

School Jokes More School Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

T Jokes More T Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!