How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs ...

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak