Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

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Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.