Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

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Please answer before my wife gets home!

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.