They always use the holy condoms.
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
What is a pirate's favourite letter
A lamingTON!
Their balls are just for decoration.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
They only use holy condoms.