How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.