How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.