A midwife crisis
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She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
A midwife crisis.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
An Inmate
Both mature in a cellar.
Because they are non-voting felines!
Most likely to Secede"
A: Divorced
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Who says they're acting
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
