A midwife crisis
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She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
They both couldn't vote before 1920
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
It was stuffed.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
A midwife crisis.
Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
One was planned.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Garbage collectors.
Under the ground.
Most likely to Secede"
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
