A midwife crisis.
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A midwife crisis
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
She became an anchor...
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Don't go back to those two places.
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
Cinco.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
He had Gaul stones.
The hip replacement guy. /dad
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Via Sea-Section
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Flush the toilet.
