Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Water Birth Jokes More Water Birth Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.