Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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An Ambulance Armstrong

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A midwife crisis

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

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None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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