What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.