What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

from a well, actually.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.