What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis