What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.