How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Tramp Stamp Jokes More Tramp Stamp Jokes

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century?

A slattern pattern