How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Tramp Stamp Jokes More Tramp Stamp Jokes

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century?

A slattern pattern