What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.