What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?