What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

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Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.