What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.