What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.