What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."