What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.