What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

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When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!