What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.