What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving