What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )