What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.