What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)