What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language