What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes