What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

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What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

English Jokes More English Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients