Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Turn it around.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
A reptile dysfunction
