Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste