Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.