Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.