Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears