Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.