To stop getting confused as feminists
Limbitless
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Cloning.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
Because he'd D graded her.
The trash gets taken out once a week.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
Because he always uses a razor.