Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

What do you call a happy cow?

Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.