Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists