What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.