Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**