Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street