Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!