Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

European Jokes More European Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.