Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.