Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

European Jokes More European Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**