Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.