Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.