Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...