Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.