Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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There's a clock on the stove.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.