Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.