Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.