What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.