What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.