What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.