Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know