Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"