What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.