What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Why are clouds like jockeys?

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.