What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.