What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.