What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.